Ghosts, Vampires, and Werewolves - oh my stars and garters!

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Part One - A Wolf At the Door




I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children
If I don't pay the ransom
But I'll never see him again
If I squeal to the cops

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