Seth Rollins – “Jasper the Douchebag Ghost”
Seth Rollins’ death was quite ironic, if not darkly amusing. After starting up a Young Adult Atheist club on the University of Alberta campus, Seth got ran over by a drunk priest after the club’s first meeting. While his mortal body was buried back in his hometown, Seth found out his spirit did not make the same journey as he haunted the same priest who ended his life so prematurely. Eventually the priest ended up taking his own life, thinking the ghost Seth was a manifestation of his own sins coming back to haunt him. Seth then thought he would cross over with his unresolved issue now resolved, but perhaps as a continuation of fate’s cruel joke nothing happened. Seth then found himself wandering around in limbo in various parts of Edmonton, eventually taking up residence in a semi-finished condominium development. A bit of a prankster in his university days and still maintaining his brain from those days, Seth found solace in fooling around with contractors and other workers on the site, and eventually tenants of the suite. Seth’s luck almost ran out when current tenant Kaitlyn Russo moved in and was annoyed with his antics, specifically Seth randomly sifting through her underwear drawer. However Seth later found himself at the mercy of Kaitlyn during one of her transformations and had been fearful of her since. Since most people’s reaction to Seth has been to run away screaming, no one would believe him about a werewolf living among normal people, and Kaitlyn reluctantly found herself a confidant. Seth still does little things to annoy his roommates and has given little to no information on what else he could have unresolved. Seth insists on having Jennifer Love Hewitt to communicate him, despite being an actress and not a real ghost whisperer. Seth also has a bizarre request of if being exorcised, he wishes for the original Ghost Busters (the ones with the gorilla, not Slimer) to take him down. Think of Seth Rollins as if Casper the Friendly Ghost got mixed in with Beetlejuice – making Casper’s evil cousin Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
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